Cat Mother wrote this yesterday morning and tried 2 send it using her orange acount and the settings weren't correct as she has just had it returned from repair. So on the train on the way home she phones Orange and gets them 2 send new settings and loses everything so she is trying again!
This sorry tale begins a couple of weeks back on a Monday when I decided 4 whatever reason not 2 come home 1 Monday night. Cat Mother went 2 bed feeling slightly uneasy about this as she is used 2 saying home night 2 both the kitty Kat boys.
Anyway. Unbeknownst 2 her I was having a whale of a time. I had crossed the main road and made my way up the high street quite near the train station. There were a few people about and I went up 2 them demanding strokes quite randomly. A lady whom I now know 2 b Nicolette gave me the eye as she went into a shop and I waited. Sure enuf when she came out she made a bee line straight 4 me, picked me up and asked all sorts of questions - like - did I know my way home? and was I lost? and so on.
Course I purred away, thoroughly enjoying myself and she soon took me home along Worcester Villas 2 a nice 1st floor flat where she lived w/ her mother and 4 cats. Being a visitor I got 2 share the bedroom w/ her. I watched her call Cat Mother many times after reading my name tag but knew that Cat Mother wouldn't answer thinking it was stalker George and sure enough I later learned that Cat Mother turned the phone off and went 2 sleep.
I slept really well but Bongo informed me later that by morning Cat Mother was completely wretched, had cuddled Bongo and her parting words were something like - "it could b just u and me chuck". Life moves on..!
So she gets on the train to go to work and the more she thinks about me missing in the morning the more upset she gets so she switches on the phone 2 call big bruv and is greeted by an incoming text message from Nicolette advising that I'm safe and well. Between them they organise that I should b picked up after work. Not so much as a by your leave he you please!
She calls Big Bruv anyway and still bursts into tears claiming that she'd just reconciled herself 2 only having one cat and now she had 2 get used 2 the fact that she actually had 2 again and it was all 2 much of a roller coaster 2 take in! Some people are just never satisfied!
So the evening arrived and Cat Mother turns up overjoyed 2 c me - like I'd been gone 4 years or something! It was only 1 night and 2 b honest w/ u I'd had fun and didn't want 2 leave right then. She got all stroppy when I kind of fought her efforts 2 put me in her cat basket [which incidentally I can break out of]. I cried as I left and 4 all of the 5 minutes it took 2 get home. It only took this long because I kept trying 2 break out.
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| Week 19 Bingo and Bongo |
She was furious and all hot and bothered by the time we reached home I can tell you. She made a bee line 4 the cat flap and locked it so we couldn't get out and gave us some bull about Big Bruv advising her 2 lock the cat flap so that I could re-settle. She got the cat litter trays back out and in the bathroom. I don't know. Something didn't feel right. Sure enough, the next morning she starts packing and it turns out she is off on a jolly 2 c her friend Tabatha in Tooting and doesn't want 2 get any calls from strangers advising that one of up has strayed!
Well! Let me tell u. Cat Mother won't b doing that again in a hurry! It took her ages 2 clean the flat and find all our little puddles of wee. Who does she think she is anyway! She wants 2 b careful. There are loads of people out there who love us. We could go anywhere we want but 4 the time being there is no need 2 b hasty. Just helps 2 keep her on her toes and now that we r all re-united she is all loved up again and has promised no visitors in June. Ooooh! Yeah!
