Transcript between Cat Mother and Big Bruv

BigBruv: You up?

Sent at 04:34 on Monday

cat mother: Of course

Christopher did not receive your chat.

cat mother: Blogging

Christopher did not receive your chat.

BigBruv: How about now?

cat mother: yep

So how come's you aren't walking

BigBruv: Bad news I'm afraid.

cat mother: I'm waiting until it gets light

What

BigBruv: I'm gonna murder your cats!

cat mother: What have they done now?

BigBruv: Nuzzled at me all night
cat mother: Oh bless

They love that!

It's their favourite thing

I have to sleep on the sofa at least once a week

BigBruv: Useless moggies

This is what goes on when we are out of sight and clearly not out of mind...